1st birthday blues!

Hey there, people! I have a very important issue to discuss. Do most babies cry at their 1st birthdays? Why? After detailed observation, I have discovered that YES, they do! They cry because of all the new faces. ( It's a bit traumatizing for the baby.) I'm at a birthday. They have a first birthday. I seriously think the baby ran out of tears. I felt bad for him. When they tried to put a party hat on him ( you know, the one that has the annoying strap) he started crying like A TON! I felt his pain. I hate party hats too. And one last thing- Is it my imagination or do most boys have a Thomas the train and friends themed cake on their 1st birthdays? I think it is. Anyways, see you!